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I quit my job today without having a back up… and I think I may have a panic attack later, but right now I am just so happy to have that toxicity on its way out of my life. 

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thestudybee:

Table is a mess.

desk porn 

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CAT

mymompickedthisurl:

Ok, so I want your help but i’ve asked for help before so feel free to scroll away, you sexy fucker

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signal boosting… 

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wigmund:

awwww-cute:

In Honor of Take Your Dog To Work Day, meet our 130 pound lap dog

All dogs are lap dogs

let me love you

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Anonymous Asked: top six ways to insult boys

farandolae:

mamamantis:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

the boy tears in the notes are amazing

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trendingly:

Starbucks we’re on to you

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slightlyignorant:

Yes please wall of books now kthxbi

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letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus

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heymanfuckoff:

recklessly-infinite:

ultraviol-et:

Isn’t it relaxing?
Just seeing the snow quietly flow down, makes you calm.

This is so perfect I want to cry

Mother fuckers that think snow is calming have clearly never tried to drive to work in literally the middle of a blizzard with nearly bald tires. Or have never had to shovel a long ass driveway so they can get to work. Watching this shit gives me heart palpitations.

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