Is this Canada? This seems like Canada.
This could have gone so wrong
I seem to have a disorder where no matter what people say I always hear a food reference. My friend said something like, ‘This is a really nice car,’ and I was like, ‘Did you say birthday cake?’ It sounded nothing like birthday cake but that’s what I heard. Actually, I wouldn’t mind some birthday cake. Or a slice of pizza, for that matter.
Escalator ruins in an abandoned mall in Bangkok, Thailand
Why am I awake who summoned me
Maybe that means your soul mate is thinking about you
My soul mate needs to go the fuck to sleep
hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
I am so using this
“Love is a game
for the next x or o.”
Thanks lovely xo Lang
get with the fucking program number four
sleeping on the job again, mr. whiskers??